Created by: [Tyler]
Hi, I'm [Tyler], and this is all about trying to get along with my roommate!
Edit: It isn't going well. This is the only place that keeps everything up to date in real-time. My phone may be compromised, so this is the best way to keep track of everything. In case he comes back.
This morning is a mess.
Sam was sleepwalking or something last night. I didn't hear anything, but the kitchen is trashed. Cabinets all open. Dishes haphazard on the counters (a miracle none of them broken).
Sam says he was asleep all through the night. Whatever. Today is ruined.