Created by: [Tyler]
Hi, I'm [Tyler], and this is all about trying to get along with my roommate!
Edit: It isn't going well. This is the only place that keeps everything up to date in real-time. My phone may be compromised, so this is the best way to keep track of everything. In case he comes back.
Tyler: (calling out to somebody, polite) Okay. Thank you.
T: (to microphone) Now I know for sure Sam is lying. The plumber just left. There is nothing wrong with the pipes. No damage or corrosion or anything like that. He showed me. There's no way water could have gotten out... last week. Gosh, that was last week already. (chuckle) Everything's welded shut. Not even a leak.
T: (to microphone) We just have to try throwing stuff away more than using the garbage disposal. That could clog up the sink. Other than that, nothing.
T: (to microphone) It's just nice to know this thing is going away. Sam will be happy, too.
Sam: (calling out, singsong) Hello!
(Sam's footsteps, distant)
Tyler: Hey, put your stuff down and relax. I got some good news.
(Footsteps, faint wet sound)
(End of recording)