Un-Monster
Created by: [Tyler]
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Hi, I'm [Tyler], and this is all about trying to get along with my roommate!
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Edit: It isn't going well. This is the only place that keeps everything up to date in real-time. My phone may be compromised, so this is the best way to keep track of everything. In case he comes back.
08-21 blogpost
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[Note: password-protected]
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Just to recap for everyone (that isn't Sam):
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I wanted to try and make a friend.
My attempt with Sam has been a complete failure. A monster showed up and attacked us. Sam doesn't seem to care.
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Finn is working with me to figure out what's going on. I'll figure out what I can do from this point on. I can't go back to Sam's room. I'm with Brandon and Finn for right now.
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And no wonder Brandon and Finn don't visit often. I can't think too clearly with the buzzing sound from their air conditioning. Their door is sticky: it doesn't move without a strong pull. And there's a gold-colored goo all over, like hand sanitizer. But I don't know any sweet-smelling hand sanitizers.
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A strong detergent and ten minutes of scrubbing don't clean up much of the stuff. I won't say anything about it to Brandon. Or Finn. They're nice. I don't want to ruin that.
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Buzzing. Airplanes fly above. Airplanes sound like doors opening. Radio sounds like doors opening. Taking out trash sounds like doors opening. Forwards. Backwards. Away. Sam was never one for the nighttime. I can make this work.
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I can hear footsteps in the hallway. We'll probably talk tonight about what to do next.
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See you.