Un-Monster
Created by: [Tyler]
ABOUT
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Hi, I'm [Tyler], and this is all about trying to get along with my roommate!
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Edit: It isn't going well. This is the only place that keeps everything up to date in real-time. My phone may be compromised, so this is the best way to keep track of everything. In case he comes back.
08-11 blogpost
Agreement
We have sushi for lunch. I think everyone's a little calmer today.
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I have sushi for lunch. Sam walks through the front door and smells. He sees the sushi and his stomach makes noises.
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I tilt my head at him. You don't talk shop, you get a bite.
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Sam shakes, eyes at me, hands shaking, teeth clenched. Trying to hold himself back.
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You don't talk shop, you get food.
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Sam sits down. Zip mouth, lock, throw away the key.
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We have sushi for lunch.